Top 10+ Funniest CAPRICORN TWEETS – Yes You’ve Got Time for This!

Hilarious Tweets About and By Capricorns

Capricorn Tweets #1

Capricorn Is

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If you knew anything about astrology, you would know that the true kingpin of the zodiac is Capricorn. Suns. Moons, Rising. Creme de la creme.

Capricorn Tweet #2

It’s True Though

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A Capricorn was probably the first person to say “I’m not mad, just disappointed.”

Capricorn Twitter Tweets #3

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Yo I accidentally made my circle so small that it’s only me. #immybestcompany

Capricorn Twitter #4

Capricorn=Unbreakable

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When they think they’ve hurt me…

Capricorn Tweets #5

It Eez What It Eez

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Therapy: 90$/hr
Saying “it eez what it eez:” $0

#nothankyou

Capricorn Tweets #6

How to Apologize to A Capricorn Idea

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One of my exs just randomly sent me $200 for “the trauma he caused me.” This is the only form of apology I will be accepting from now on.

Capricorn Tweet #7

When Your Manager is a Capricorn

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Bro, my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up with her through text and my manager go say “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” LMAO

Capricorn Twitter Tweet #8

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The funny thing about 2020 is every Capricorn I spoke to kept saying “I don’t really mind quarantine.”

Capricorn Tweets #9

Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That

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People with strong Capricorn placements can be on the verge of a panic attack and check the time to see they have a meeting in 10 mins and the panic attack is just gonna have to wait until a spot opens in their schedule.

Capricorn Twitter #10

Get You A Capricorn

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Does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent?

Capricorn Tweets #11

On Compatibility

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What sign are you most compatible with? -Dollar$.

Funny Capricorn on Twitter #12

Capricorn Health Tips

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A Capricorn’s life could be falling apart but they will be taking their vitamins.