Hilarious Tweets About and By Capricorns
Capricorn Tweets #1
Capricorn Is
If you knew anything about astrology, you would know that the true kingpin of the zodiac is Capricorn. Suns. Moons, Rising. Creme de la creme.
Capricorn Tweet #2
It’s True Though
A Capricorn was probably the first person to say “I’m not mad, just disappointed.”
Capricorn Twitter Tweets #3
Yo I accidentally made my circle so small that it’s only me. #immybestcompany
Capricorn Twitter #4
Capricorn=Unbreakable
When they think they’ve hurt me…
Capricorn Tweets #5
It Eez What It Eez
Therapy: 90$/hr
Saying “it eez what it eez:” $0
#nothankyou
Capricorn Tweets #6
How to Apologize to A Capricorn Idea
One of my exs just randomly sent me $200 for “the trauma he caused me.” This is the only form of apology I will be accepting from now on.
Capricorn Tweet #7
When Your Manager is a Capricorn
Bro, my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up with her through text and my manager go say “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” LMAO
Capricorn Twitter Tweet #8
The funny thing about 2020 is every Capricorn I spoke to kept saying “I don’t really mind quarantine.”
Capricorn Tweets #9
Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That
People with strong Capricorn placements can be on the verge of a panic attack and check the time to see they have a meeting in 10 mins and the panic attack is just gonna have to wait until a spot opens in their schedule.
Capricorn Twitter #10
Get You A Capricorn
Does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent?
Capricorn Tweets #11
On Compatibility
What sign are you most compatible with? -Dollar$.
Funny Capricorn on Twitter #12
Capricorn Health Tips
A Capricorn’s life could be falling apart but they will be taking their vitamins.
